the saga…

continues, I know you are all SO INTERESTED in the dealings of “Fidy Cent”, but I couldn’t resist…

Read the latest on the 50 vs. Taco Bell… I mean.. wasn’t West Coast vs. East Coast in the 90’s enough?  Is “Fidy” and his posse going after the little chalupa dog?  Really?  Can’t he think outside the bun…?

(it’s all so ridiculous..)

The age old debate…

What do you think my friends, fork or spork…? What do you think?

Jeans.

Okay. I have a question. So I very TRAUMATICLLY learned about 2 years ago from a friends younger cousin that is is “trend” and very NORMAL for teen boys to wear womens jeans. What? Are you JOKING ME? (if you are one of those young people, I was just very suprised, I grew up in the day of baggy MENS pants being trend which old ladies like me (AHHH!) thought were abnormal)

So here is the question. Do the adolescent gentlemen worry about pantie lines like us gals do? If so, what is the solution to this problem? Boxers would “bunch”. “Tighty whities” might leave lines? Do you go with the boxer brief? Do any of you Mom’s know?

I might get arrested if I randomly ask a young man this question in check out line at H&M. I am not perverted, just curious…

Funny Quote

“Labor Day is a glorious holiday because your child will be going back to school the next day. It would have been called Independence Day, but that name was already taken”.

~Bill Dodds

(Isn’t this great, instead of forwarding this to all of you, you can CHOOSE to read it or not.) I thought this was funny!

Is He Delicious?

So I’m not the only one…

My Hump…

So here we are with another RIDICULOUS conversation I had with my Husband, but funny enough to share. Have ya’ll heard the lovely song “My Humps” by Fergi? I was bopping around the kitchen (while the kids were in quiet time) singing and making dinner. A verse from the song goes (quality material…) ” Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk. Imma’ gonna get get get you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. Check it out…”
SO I said to Britt: “So as Christians, we aren’t supposed to get drunk, but can you get ‘love drunk off my hump…”

Any thoughts? We are married you know…

Peace out.

deuce

Everyone poops. So I am not really selling my Husband out with this one. Any who, often times he uses the expression “shoot a deuce…” I never really thought about this before. Yes, I know what he means when he says it, but we had a conversation that went a little something like this yesterday afternoon:

“deuce..?”
“Ya, deuce.”
“Like deuce, or 2.”
“Yes, 2.”
“Oh, so number 2.”
“Yes Lisa, number 2″
“You know I always knew what that meant, but never really thought about it before. Okay.”
(Britt laughing)

Nicely done Lisa….